Monthly Archives: April 2013

White Boys Wearing Salmon Shorts

Thanks to twitter, I stumbled upon a hilarious blog on Tumblr called “White Boys Wearing Salmon Shorts”   http://whiteboysinsalmonshorts.tumblr.com Literally everyone needs to see this… It is a perfect distraction from finals week.       Enjoy!

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The Songs Boy Give Me When I Break Up With Them.

So when I broke up with Bill freshman year of college he always seemed to make his status’ the same song… it was always Echo- Gorilla Zoe  You did it to yourselfNow you’re all by your selfActing like you hate … Continue reading

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I’m Reallly good at getting myself into trouble… I’m even better at getting out of it.

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Newly Single

So, if you actually know me, you will know that my relationship with my now ex-boyfriend has always been rocky from the beginning.  When I told my little sister we broke up all she said was “I’m sorry that sucks, … Continue reading

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When Bad Things Happen to Good People

I’ve been putting off writing this blog post because I knew it would just piss me off to write it. My best friend N had been dating this guy for six months… It wasn’t just any guy though.. It was … Continue reading

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I got an ant farm !

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SOS: the past fifteen minutes of my life

Literally someone I know from home just tried to sext me…. And on my walk home a drunk guy told me I looked like a business woman who just had crazy sex

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